Tom Waldman - Writer

― Hrundi V. Bakshi, an accident-prone actor from India, is accidentally put the name on the guest list..

― The Pink Panther diamond is stolen once again from Lugash and the authorities call in Chief Inspecto..

― Detective Inspector Jacques Clouseau is borrowed from the Surete on special assignment for Scotland ..

― Ass-breaker Dingus Magee is looking for a gold train when he comes upon old acquaintance Hoke Birdsi..

― Etienne makes a good living out of marrying off poor but titled young men to rich but untitled young..